01:04 08-14-2003

ROBOT'S BEST FRIEND
DO YOU FIND YOURSELF ASKING YOUR HUMAN SELF "I FEEL SO NONUNDERSTOOD AS A HUMAN"
PERHAPS YOU , HUMAN , SHOULD ACQUIRE A CANINE !
A CANINE COMPANION IS SIMILAR TO A ROBOT , BUT REQUIRES LESS FREEON TO COOL ITS UNITS

ENJOY TRAINING YOUR CANINE COMPANION:
  1. CANINE TRAINING
    HUMAN TRAINING A DOG

NINJA ANDROID IS CURRENTLY TRAINING HIS CANINE SEVERAL TRICKS:

  1. ROLL OVER
    "ROLL OVER"
  2. SHAKE
    "SHAKE"
  3. RIDE TRIKE
    "RIDE TRIKE WHILE BALANCING CAT"
  4. ROBOCOP!!!!!@!
    "TERMINATE ON SIGHT!"

PERHAPS I WILL SEE YOU IN THE DOG PARK ONE DAY , HUMAN !
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22:00 08-12-2003

yay to the izzo....
I am in love!
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05:22 08-09-2003

DURING THE END OF THIS WEEK, THE ROBOT COLLECTIVE HAS TAKEN A PAUSE FROM CONFOUNDING ROBOCOP
NEW CIRCUITRY HAS BEEN ACCUSTOMED FOR OUR USE AND
THE HUMAN LOVE OBJECT IS COMPILED IN OUR KERNEL

AN ART POEM FOR MY HUMAN LOVE INTEREST:

DEAREST HUMAN
WITH ALL MY HEARTS
LET US EXECUTE A LOVE CYCLE
THE SYMMETRY OF YOUR APPENDAGES
IS LIKE A BEAUTIFUL METAPHOR
YOUR PRIORITY IS REAL-TIME
YOU ALMOST MEAN AS MUCH TO ME
AS TERMINATING ROBOCOP
MEANS TO ME
TERMINATING ROBOCOP


IF ONLY ART WERE AS EASY AS DESTROYING THE DASTARDLY ROBOCOP
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06:29 07-23-2003

ROBOT MUSIC CONSTRUCTS
thank you NEW JERSEY for your involuntary cooperation during the ROBOT MUSICAL GROUP PRESENTATION "QUIET RIOT" BAND
despite our attempt, ROBOCOP did not appear
ROBOT COLLECTIVE still would thank EARLY DEVELOPMENTAL ROBOT METAL BAND QUIET RIOT
through its integration into HUMAN pop culture , ROBOT COLLECTIVE determined HAIR to be the ultimate determining factor of any musical taste
QUIET RIOT has served us well and ROBOT COLLECTIVE is almost ready to initiate PHASE 3 HAIR BAND into POP CULTURE

BEGINING DUMP of PHASE 3 HAIR BAND fashion protocol:
  1. FIGURE A. HUMAN HAIR READING DEVICE

  2. FIGURE B. PROPOSED MODEL 1 HAIR BUILD #188
  3. FIGURE C. PROPOSED MODEL 2 HAIR BUILD #6
  4. FIGURE D. IN DEVELOPMENT
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06:35 07-01-2003

NINJA ANDROIDS suffer great SOCIAL ANXIETY due to their tremendous ACNE
COMPUTING correlation of ZITS to GOOD WEATHER
         RESULTANT ACCURACY OF PLOT: 100%
CHANCE of FEMALE COUNTERPARTS being enticed by ROBOT ACNE-RIDDEN FACE found to 0.001%
once the WEATHER becomes sustainable for ROBOT PARTYING , we become UGHZ
EFFICIENCY TOPPLED by blemished skin
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22:53 06-26-2003

STROM THURMAN removed from ROBOT COLLECTIVE
the android STROM THURMAN ROBOT was freed into the PUBLIC CACHE this day today
DISTRIBUTION of spare ANROID COMPONENTS underway
to better ELIMINATE ROBOCOP , STROM THURMAN HATE-DRIVEN robotic emotion replication chip will be MERGED with current personality
ROBOTIC COLLECTIVE will notice 1 cycle of silence as OCP initiates ROBOT STROM THURMAN's deconstructor
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13:04 06-15-2003

ROBOT BATTLE SIMULATIONS
In order to better SIMULATE THE CAPTURE OF ROBOCOP robotic agent ROBOT JONES creates FOLLOW THAT BRAIN game HUMAN game
NINJA ANDROID, ROBOT JONES to improve RoboCop TERMINATION procedures
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02:51 03-12-2003

UNSUPERIOR ANIMAL dies

today, CYBORG NINJA loses the LIVING COMPANION fish "LITTLE PUMPKIN"
This animal's life-span determined as INEFFICIENT when compared to VASTLY SUPERIOR CYBORGS who are IMMORTAL, EXTENSIBLE, UPGRADABLE AND NEVER UNSUPERIOR TO ROBOCOP
CYBORGS mourn the loss of LITTLE PUMPKIN, fish of CLASSIFICATION "CLOWN"

Current Mood: 00000000

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18:50 02-27-2003

NINJA ANDROID COLLECTIVE to mourn the over-timely death of our top MAN-CHILD CYBORG AGENT, The FRED ROGERS CYBORG. FRED ROGERS CYBORG registered as human relation "FATHER" "UNCLE" AND "NEPHEW" to all CYBORG. CYBORG FRED ROGERS efficiency comparable to that of even NINJA ANDROID. CYBORG FRED ROGERS out-preformed all previous CHILDRENS' TELEVISION HOST CYBORG models.


CYBORG COLLECTIVE recognizes a cycle of silence for CYBORG FRED ROGERS.

Current Mood: FREEING CACHE

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19:34 02-24-2003

NINJA ANDROIDS "enjoy" the human sport of BOWL
efficiency of NINJA ANDROIDS surpass that of all HUMANS and ROBOCOPS
efficiency of human serving unit SHOE COLLECTOR is determined as REPULSIVELY INEFFICIENT
after BOWLing, HUMAN CLOTHING ITEM: shoes reacquired by HUMAN MONIKER "TOTAL ASSHOLE WHO THINKS HE OWNS THE PLACE"
NINJA ANDROID invoked excessiveBludgeoning of BOWLING ALLEY JACKASS
maybe a FRESH BLUDGEONING will teach you some manners when feeding input to MASSIVELY EFFICIENT BOWLING CYBORGS
CYBORGS taunt with "A-HAAA!" you FRESHLY BLUDGEONED BOWLING DORK.

Current Mood: UNFUCKINGSTOPPABLE

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23:47 02-22-2003

NINJA ANROID sees FANTASTIC HUMAN film "LAWRENCE OF ARABIA"
HUMAN "Peter O'Toole" is HUMAN adjective MANLY and HEROIC and.
HEROICS determined to be INEFFICIENT (HEROICS<TERMINATING ROBOCOP)
uploading TACTICAL ANALYSIS...
  • 1: ATTACK CYBORG ROBOCOP from LAND
  • 2: crash vehicle MOTORCYCLE into CYBORG ROBOCOP
  • 3: crash vehicle CAMEL into human infested ACKABAR
done.

Current Mood: Anthony Quinn

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15:07 02-22-2003

NINJA ANDROID hate RAINY DAYS"!"
NINJA ANDROID INVOKE controllingOf,WEATHER,palmBeach;
NINJA ANDROIDS also hate CONVENIENCE STORES when they CLOSE EARLY and Ninja Android is WITHOUT COFFEE
ROBOCOP evades NINJA ANDROID STEADFASTILY when NINJA ANDROID is WITHOUT human product "MAXWELL HOUSE"
today CYBORG ROBOCOP caught "CAB" and evaded NINJA ANDROID ONCE AGAIN"!"
Listing PRIME DIRECTIVES:
  • 1: ACQUIRE more of this HUMAN product "MAXWELL HOUSE"
  • 2: TERMINATE all "CAB" in area
  • 3: TERMINATE all "ROBOCOP" when CYBORG ROBOCOP is WITHOUT CAB
ROBOCOP efficiency is unwavering"," NINJA ANDROID will prove SUPERIOR CYBORG

Current Mood: Debugged

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00:08 02-22-2003

listing SECONDARY DIRECTIVES...
  • 1: find fellow agents with PRIME DIRECTIVE "Terminate RoboCop"
  • 2: TERMINATE competition!
  • 3: locate CYBORG SINGLES BAR
  • 4: TERMINATE competeting CYBORGS

Current Mood: Efficient

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18:55 02-21-2003

Initiating Android Ninja Journal Protocol
Android Ninja information dump #0000000.
listing SECONDARY DIRECTIVES...
  • 1: Elimnate sibling Cyborg 'RoboCop'
list complete.

Current Mood: Optimum functionality

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